modern day treplev

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #745 )✅️

pynch is awesome because adam thinks of ronan as being a bad influence that corrupts his innocent straightlaced nature by getting him to act like a reckless teenage boy instead of being the model scholarship student. its not that there isnt any truth to it. ronan is practically defined by reckless behavior. but the stuff ronan talks adam into doing is like. getting into a shopping cart and rolling across the grocery store parking lot. or dragging each other behind the back of a car on a skateboard. and adam is like ronans dangerous hes a savage hes sharp like a knife hes a dark enigma i dont know why i go along with his antics (he does)....but when its adam convincing ronan to do something its "lets fabricate evidence of our latin teacher abusing and murdering little kids and stand outside in his yard and throw a bag of chopped up body parts at him to run him out of town" girl HUH? and ronan is like yeah i basically view adam as an object of worship. and youre like wait hold on you think of him like hes a saint? and ronans like no. hes going to hellll 😁🩷

Gansey is actually so cunt if you think about it. His parents are conservative republicans. He’s in a homoerotic situationship with every single one of his friends and some old man from Europe. Died twice. Stole his ex situationship’s girl — ON SAID SITUATIONSHIP’S BIRTHDAY. Always on the phone, always busy and booked. Punched his Latin teacher, threw a Molotov cocktail at a substance party he wasn’t even invited to. Can fly a helicopter, isn’t very good at it. Drives a vintage car even though it’s shit, simply for aesthetics. Wears contacts instead of his nerdy glasses, because he’s vain. Writes in an old leather notebook instead of just using his laptop. Truly believes in magic. His roommate is a ghost. Captain of the rowing team. Everyone at his fancy private school knows his name, everyone thinks he’s cool but also very very weird. The absolute aura on this guy.

imagining jon archivist smiling right now. heh. feeling kinda sick and twisted. heh. a mere glimpse into the evil lair of my mind palace would make most simply go insane

never get invested in jonathan guys it's not worth it

we’re the ghosts of jonathan past present and future. don’t do it you guys don’t like him even a little bit

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

guys check it out I'm gonna evaluate the limit of this rational function

l'hôpital

@avi-wings @blenderrrrr333 @waffles2000

Apple fanboys also always say “you can buy a dongle to have an audio jack” but listen. I have a dongle. I live with the dongle. I carry the dongle with me every day. I wouldn’t wish the dongle on my worst enemy. It is so long, and white. It’s humiliating. There’s a penis metaphor in there somewhere for someone who has the ability to feel emasculated. It’s bad for me, and it’s bad for the Apple brand. Owning the dongle is a daily admission that I bought an incomplete device. Also, the dongle doesn’t survive well in a pocket