Peppermint Tea, Birb And Roof

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine

oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

they're just satanists. crisis averted!

Cats are great because you can just be like "I'm bored and I'm going to make that your problem now", and they get it, because they did the same thing to you three hours ago.

ai can’t deliver a painting to you with cat hair stuck in the paint strokes. but i can. and i will, every time. you don’t even have to ask.

I’m glad that this post got notes. A bunch of book loving nerds, all of us 😉

Also, check what weird, cool non-book stuff your library has. Not just DVDs either. My library has a damn 3D printer and a laser cutter machine that you can use.

Dude. Libraries have things for checking out. You know, carpet cleaners. Lawn mowers. sewing machines. Ask for library of things. Also you get a few free 3d prints a week I think

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week