Spones On My Kock Til I McSpirk

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

well it's one of two reasons anyway

Store Worker: Would a “Rose” please come to the front desk? Rose, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Jack and The Doctor: I believe they belong to you? Jack and The Doctor, simultaneously: We got lost. Rose: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—