Lets Make It A Guy Thing!

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

Good post everyone hit the showers

katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

"passing advice" for trans men that is like "kill your joy and whimsy. you wear baggy neutrals now. you will dress like a 90s grunge band member but you cant accessorize or have hair longer than your ears. plain boxy tshirts only. maybe a flannel but beware you might look like a lesbian if youre not careful. and i have to reiterate: dont you fucking DARE wear a color"