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“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

every single thing the romans did to jews has its parallel in other places that are conventionally accepted as colonial. forced displacement, starvation, renaming our land, outlawing our practices, stealing our sacred and valuable items, destroying our sacred places, appropriating our culture and folklore to syncretize them with roman religion. why do you fucking think there were roman soldiers in the levant to crucify jews in the first place? the only justification i can find for denying that rome was colonial is that you really really don't want to reckon with antisemitism

the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.

I think Xwitter and Reddit transplants forget that Tumblr is a BLOGGING WEBSITE. We just be yapping nothing matters here this ain’t a job interview

"its so sad that everyone who knew how to do film lighting or cinematography died in 2017" 🚨WRONG🚨 They are working on canadian government funded yaoi

"The dimensional energy spider? Oh don't mind Old Frank, he likes to go for a wander this time of year."

We love Old Frank. He evaporates anyone who's not supposed to be on the property.

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

no that's the evil chancellor

Das ist der Miezekanzler.

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

there’s a cineplex ‘before the show’ thing that always cracks me up, because it features different types of annoying movie theatre people. like “don’t be a Tommy Texter. don’t be a Susie Seat Kicker.” but recently they’ve made a push for diversity and included a nonbinary person, and it just makes me smile because the motivation behind it is sweet but the actual textual messaging is “we acknowledge that nonbinary people can also be annoying in movie theatres.”