Trina❤

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

I had every right to be angry and bitter when I was 14

Now its blessing of Ra

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

Rotate the bottle of Mane & Tail so that people can see that you use Horse Shampoo.

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

you're in her dms, I'm also in her dms. but I'm not in yours. we are metamors.

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.