oh, possum?

Come with me we’re going laughing

I've skimmed a few of these popular romantasy books and they disappoint me greatly not because I think women shouldn't have hobbies but by god they deserve to read better porn

more songs could stand to be about sex and drugs

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

Cause problems

do you think of me when ur in your castle? playing with your sword?

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

Did You Know? You can get a Student Discount almost anywhere by Lying

Everyone saying "what if they ask for my ID" literally just continue to lie and say you forgot it and sometimes they will still give it to you because ticketing employees don't make commission brooooooo

I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and our server is a total lgbt tweaker. I am going to tip cash .

they throw regular rats at eachother