oh, possum?

I love the beatles but not as much as I love eating cardboard with mayonnaise on top !

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

today we render a pixel perfect jar of lao gan ma chili crisp in tomodachi life

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

I am addicted to unfollowing people for posting abt their boyfriends like goodbye enough of this bullshit