Aulentale

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

Oh to be someone's first choice.

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

as someone who for many years silently hurt himself with the second assumption PLEASE realize that your assumptions aren't necessarily correct and just simply taking a second to clarify won't hurt anyone!

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

Well I was on the internet as a child too and I dont think children should be on the internet at all. They should be outside. Bringing back free range childhood is the only way. Parents need to talk to each other and create new norms. Legislation needs to be passed to make sure there are robust community spaces for kids to hang out in every community as an alternative to letting them online. Any internet access should be on sites equivalent to webkinz and club penguin and should be done for limited time periods on a desktop in a family room where the parents can know what's going on. Anything more than that before like 16 should get the parent shamed, it should not be socially acceptable.

A story with any truth in it is Christian by its nature because Christ is the way, the truth, and the life