I Have Been and Always Shall Be Your Friend

wallet phone keys cyanide pill in case of capture

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

let’s burgle with mama

i think grace being the first and final tester for the biodome because he's the only human they have is a little funny. he mentions to rocky one time that the sea carries the wind and rocky's like hm. okay. will fix for grace :) and then the next morning he wakes up and steps outside and immediately gets blown away like a piece of napkin on a moving car with the windows rolled down because he forgot to mention how strong the wind should've been

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This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

The sudden stare

i miss everyone

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all