I Have Been and Always Shall Be Your Friend

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

i like to say “they make a good point” and nod wisely

My go go is "same kid"

for a solid second there I thought you were implying that every child you’ve ever encountered crying in public has in fact been the same child

This is legitimately one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet, and it made me intensely happy.

@babsbabbles

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

i like to say “they make a good point” and nod wisely

My go to is "same, kid"

People have overused Catholic Guilt to the point they cannot recognize the clear and haunting Protestant Shame in front of their eyes. that character Knows they could have worked harder

tumblr should have a counter that shows how many people have blocked u tbh. would fit nicely under the Followers statistic

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular