I Have Been and Always Shall Be Your Friend

And this is why kjv is superior

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

i like to say “they make a good point” and nod wisely

My go go is "same kid"

for a solid second there I thought you were implying that every child you’ve ever encountered crying in public has in fact been the same child

This is legitimately one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet, and it made me intensely happy.

@babsbabbles