ego dormio et cor meum vigilat

RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF MEANS THAT YOU DON’T FALL FOR SHALLOW AND EASY SOLUTIONS

I always heard that once you do, Satan tries all the harder to pull you back. And it’s hard for me to comprehend just how REAL that experience is for me right now.

I am fighting, going back and forth, doubting the reality of my experiences, saying “wtf am I doing I don’t want to be a Christian” and then 10 minutes after I’m praying to God again, like He pulls me right back to Him with all the patience in the world.

I guess Satan can really have that hold on you here in the beginning of this path…

Would anybody please pray for me?

Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord,

and let perpetual light shine upon them.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

There might be a gas leak in my area, for everyone’s safety

@idylls-of-the-divine-romance @nikibogwater @backwoodsbigfoot

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.