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survivorwitheyeliner

I just want to fall asleep next to someone I care about

everythingfox

Dapper

tikkety-tok

those bonding hormones are strong

anarchocunt

refurbthecat

You enter a brightly light, nondescript room. In the center of the room is a cat. The cat is screaming about something.

>_

a-good-cat

>PET

refurbthecat

You cannot reach the cat.

The cat’s screaming continues.

>_

cottoncandylesbo

>SCREAM IN COMPLIANCE.

refurbthecat

The cat may want to converse with you. You scream at the cat unintelligibly, as loudly as possible.

The cat seems unperturbed, and responds to your scream by screaming more loudly.

>_

continuants

>THROW MOUSE TOY AT CAT

refurbthecat

You notice a cat toy on the floor nearby. Hastily, you pick the toy up and toss it to the cat. Unfortunately, you aim poorly in your haste and strike the cat in the face with the toy.

The cat stops screaming. She is not pleased.

>_

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>SUMMON DOG

refurbthecat

Though you have no magical powers that you are aware of, you approach the cat and attempt to cast a spell of Summon Dog. Surprisingly, a small dog appears near the cat.

The cat, perhaps surprised by the dog’s sudden appearance, begins screaming again.

>_

claudia-donovan-clone

>OFFER FOOD

refurbthecat

Nearby is a small container of cat food. You present it to the cat, who immediately consumes the entirety of the container and promptly falls asleep.

You have reached the end of the Cat Ownership Simulator. Thank you for playing. For a more realistic experience, we recommend playing the Cat Ownership Simulator every day for the next 15 to 20 years.

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istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

pragnificent

Someone post that Elmo gif.

utopian-star-deactivated2021101

this one?

pragnificent

This one actually.

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sirartwork

reblog for noises

uncannycookie

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

awwww-cute

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

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coolthingoftheday

Mangalica is a rare breed of pig of Hungarian origin that have wool or fur resembling a sheep’s.

consolation-deactivated20161214

ummm i love her

ayellowbirds

They also come in ginger:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

FLUFFY PIGS

buffafro

Look at the bABIES

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paprika

coyohti-deactivated20181203

Well this is horrifying.

comforthawk

igglooaustralia

halharl-infigar

This is so fuckin funny

theinturnetexplorer

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

speciesofleastconcern

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

beggars-opera

double confirmed

trjoel

Lmao

elaxisfae

nostrem

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goodnightsaltyprince

sorry makoto’s face

buzzfeed

Lena loves breakfast.

chillyfeetsteak

now those are some good binks

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