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Just getting some shots for Refurb’s Tinder profile.

Queen of the Duckie Realms. Hoping this profile will get me a leg up. 9 Lives, but 1 of them could be yours ;)

I know that she knows, because she ate her entire dinner. She objects, and claims that it’s all hearsay and slander. Her lawyer is en route to assist.

Tycho Dogface, Attorney At Law, is here for his client’s needs. Witnesses claim that Refurb was given a full dinner and ate the entirety. Dogface aims to prove that Refurb was not fed at all and, in fact, has never eaten a meal in her life.

As we clearly see here, there is an empty bowl, bereft of food. Refurb claims that it has always been empty. Truth, or lies?

I know that she knows, because she ate her entire dinner. She objects, and claims that it’s all hearsay and slander. Her lawyer is en route to assist.

Tycho Dogface, Attorney At Law, is here for his client’s needs. Witnesses claim that Refurb was given a full dinner and ate the entirety. Dogface aims to prove that Refurb was not fed at all and, in fact, has never eaten a meal in her life.

POV: you have a treat and Refurb really wants it

Also, three more, just because.

Still yelling.