AugustCat

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

I bet there’s an English teacher out there somewhere who reads their kids’ papers and thinks, “that one. That one’s a fanfic author.”

Literally all my classics profs at me all the time (assuming they’d know what fanfic is tbh)

OMG IM SO STOKED MY SONS ARE COMING BACK

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

girl help the monkeys are shooting an hostage every hour their demands go unmet

What are the demands?

honestly extremely reasonable? safer working conditions, end of corporate scrip, strikebreakers no longer *technically* allowed to use tear gas, dietary improvement (bananas are NOT a staple food for monkeys it so transpires)

Vote payneland!!!!!

Crystal: I need advice. Charles: With what? Crystal: With love. How did you know you were in love with Edwin? Charles: Charles: I'm in love with Edwin?

teen wolf is a show that aired in 2011 on mtv and is about a bunch of Only Children bullying a guy whose family recently died in a fire