autumn

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

Humankind has a dark heart

is grapefruit the only ableist fruit out there or are there more

OH SHOOT IT'S CONTEST TIME AGAIN??

you guys are deluigional

Caine nobody see who the obviously correct choice is?

pppfht, yeah. It’s Luigi.

No, it’s Caine. And points subtracted from him for being an AI, but at least he always actually tries to do things of his own accord. In Mario games, Luigi’s mostly a background character (with a few exceptions). Even in Luigi’s own games, he acts more passive. Hell, he literally has to be stopped from flat-out leaving any hotel or mansion he’s in when it comes to Luigi’s Mansion games, and manipulated to actually go stop and catch the ghosts.

I <3 my mildly pathetic side character, he has the soul of a good man

you have to consider. luigi is at least a hero. yeah hes a bit of a coward but hes just humble. hes honest when it counts. hes a good person. even when hes scared he gets it done. and he never gives up even if hes also overshadowed by his brother. and even if mario is much more famous luigi and mario show little to no ill will towards each other. luigi is a good man and i would feel safe around him. the other guys from tadc which is already a loss in my book

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

I jusf learned about Warrior Cats and I'm nof happy. I don't like it. Any world where kitties has to fight kitties is a mean world. Please don't make it ok.

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed