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markiplier: master pewdiepie your boots taste delicious today

*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI

something that rly creeps me out…..occasionally ill see videos or articles for christians or christian missionaries that say something like “what you need to do is make friends with non christians and really get them to trust you and THEN you start preaching to them and bringing them to jesus” and that is….man how much would it hurt to know that the only reason someone’s hanging out with you is to convert you to a religion you were never interested in. maybe this is a real friend, someone you really really feel like you connect to, and all of a sudden you cant hang out with them without being scared they’ll bring out the jesus stuff.

imagining the phrase “she put me in the Heathenzone” and not liking it

cursed image

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

Commit war crimes on main.

damn bitch get it together

y'all really need to raise your standards on what you think is funny