Aubro Brewhaha

expedition 33 is a game about what would happen if you died and your family went insane fighting over your minecraft world you made when you were 12

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

hanging out with your buddies past thirty is like "what if we.... 😳 both dropped off our cars for maintenance at neighboring dealerships at the same time and had service lounge coffee and donuts together 😳"

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ