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Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Introductions to academic papers will be like "everyone knows that the sea is cold (citation), as well as salty (5 different citations). Things live in there (citation) and the environment is important to that (2 citations)"

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

Good Evening, “Chainsaw Man Part 2” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Tumblr is such an awesome website. What if your diary had a pvp option

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

let's give it up for emotionally constipated women. let's give it up for women who can't think about being vulnerable without throwing up in their mouth a little. let's give it up for women who don't have the words to say what they feel even if they wanted to