trying my best

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

Taskmaster is legitimately the best show ever like. Five comedians compete for zero money and minimal prestige, which means they're all there to have fun and cause chaos and you can tell that theyre all enjoying it. The two hosts have a weird psychosocial bdsm dynamic and they make it everyone's problem and they both actively consent to it and enjoy it. They have fancy chairs and a house on a golf course that get destroyed regularly. Everyone embarrasses themselves and has a great time doing it. The host whos the "sub" and regularly gets verbally and at times physically abused by every single person on the show organizes everything including a large portion of the abuse. They put every single episode for free on youtube along with lots of bonus content so that every single person can watch it. They have a ton of memes and references and Easter eggs hidden all around but it doesnt limit your enjoyment if you miss something. You find yourself rooting for a special little guy but its equally fun when your special little guy looses. You can pop it on in the background and tune in when you see something funny and laugh but it also makes great background noise. They even have a cow.

black mackerel tabby

Your 20s are great bc you'll get hit with one william personal tragedies in a week while the world around you burns to the ground and you just gotta keep going to work at a job that makes you want to end it all on a daily basis and if you complain even a little bit a 65 year old will tell you "welcome to adulthood!" like that makes it normal and okay

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek