DIVA!!!!!!!!!!

Hi for the love of god hello

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

jerking off has been mid lately

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”