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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@atranyx
My personal dumpsite of anything and everything, whether it be relatable, interesting, funny or whatever.
Interest in fandoms varies in depth and duration randomly
Marauders and occasionally the golden trio era, ATLA and the legend of korra, top gun, suits, MCU and Spiderman, teen wolf, 911, NCIS and NCIS LA, many crimi shows...
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I think that later in his career, rookies start chirping Ilya about being old and it just…doesn’t bother him. At all. In fact, it makes him smile. A genuine smile akin to when Shane told him he got a stylist. Scott is endlessly frustrated that it doesn’t get under his skin. Hayden assumes that it does and Ilya just hides it well
Shane asks Ilya about it a few times before Ilya stops responding with jokes and admits the truth: There was a time he didn’t think he’d make it to his twenties. There was a time he didn’t think he’d make it past them. How could he be upset about his age when each year is another his mother didn’t get to see?
Ilya gains a little weight while they’re apart and he feels self conscious about it because Shane is so healthy, and for the first time in years he feels a little nervous taking his shirt off in front of him when they finally see each other again
Shane doesn’t say anything and Ilya looks up at him expecting to see judgement or disappointment or get an “I told you so” about his eating habits. Instead he sees Shane frozen halfway taking his shirt off, pupils dilated wide like a cat that just got a face full of catnip, actively reaching a 4th dimension of horniness heretofore unknown to science
I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part
ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt
I had to draw this
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hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes
i suggest not letting it get this far
💡📵 Activities you can do if you're sick of being glued to your phone all the time
Level: easy
Social energy: low to none
1. Read a physical book from your TBR pile
2. Visit your local library and pick a non-fiction book from an area that interests you
3. Visit your local library and pick a completely random fiction book
4. Find out if there are any public bookshelves in your town, take a book and leave one of your own there (maybe even add a little note for the next reader)
5. Do a jigsaw puzzle
6. Crochet something or learn how to do that (e.g. a plushie, a key chain, or a coaster)
7. Knit something or learn how to do that (e.g. a scarf, a blanket, or a hat)
8. Buy a brain games book (e.g. crosswords, sudokus, logic puzzles) and start solving
9. Start a physical movie/tv show collection
10. Visit a local thrift shop and buy something (e.g. clothes, books, CDs, DVDs)
11. Go swimming
12. Get a cute notepad and some pigment liners and doodle whenever you feel the urge to look at your phone without reason
13. Draw something (embrace the ugly)
14. Go for a walk and do some bird watching (you may carry your phone to find out what kind of birds you're watching)
15. Go to the toilet without carrying your phone with you
Note: These are just some of my personal ideas. Saying they are easy to do and don't require much social energy is also my personal assessment. I know that for some people some of these ideas might be very difficult for all kinds of reasons.
Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday
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Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.
Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.
Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.
You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.
You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.
So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.
Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.
Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.
baby Ilya’s tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina won’t let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and he’s plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.
Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.
going on a guilt trip do yall want anything
if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask
Astrology is very popular — both Gallup and YouGov report that about 25% of Americans believe that the position of the stars and planets can
Astrology doesn't seem to work.
Some highlights:
Astrologers helped design the study
No one did better than random chance, even though they only included people in the study who are experienced with astrology and stated that they expect themselves to do better than random chance
They gave every astrologer a set of 50 things about a person and 5 birth charts to choose from. They weren’t even coming up with the chart themselves!
After taking the test, most thought they nailed it. Zero out of 152 did better than 5 out of 12. None nailed it
Astrologers who rated themselves highly experienced (“world class experts”) did the same or worse as those who said they have limited experience. Both performed the same as random chance
This is hilarious
That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper
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(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information
I read so many hr fics in which a point is made to make it clear that Shane and Ilya couldn’t keep any photos of each other out of fear of their relationship being exposed. I’d like to read at least one in which they purposefully *do* take pics of each other. Like, they still go through the same timeline and the same steps of eventually getting together, but they have a slightly elevated sense of emotional attachment from the beginning that they aren’t afraid to express to one another, and that’s via taking pics.
This comes out of the heartbreaking vision I had: in the relative immediate aftermath of their relationship being exposed, and the internet is doing cia level detective work to dig up proof, Ilya posts a singular photo: Shane, laughing at something Ilya said, his hand outstretched to playfully bat away Ilya’s flip phone (or blackberry or whatever phones they had in 2010). And it’s clear that the photo was taken on an older phone bc of the quality. And Ilya captions the post something like “we were just kids.”
