Deeply Alienating

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

Tomodachi Life Titus Hardie has been on my island 3 days and has already fallen in love with three different women after assisting them in some way. Because the first time it went so well.

Update: He has two kids with a DE OC and keeps asking to live with Glen instead motherfucker what do you want out of life

FOUR CHILDREN

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies