T h a n t o p h o b i a

Kinda hot tho i dont understand

sounds like you do

yeah i wanna see your d*ck but i also want to know how your day was, king

I don't. Shut up and get a stupid boner so I can suck off and fuck off

bitches really listing Stardew Valley down as one of their calming games when you’re supposed to play it like you’re gonna die every 11 minutes, like an entire operation with at least a dozen tabs open and the townie’s favorite gifts on a spreadsheet and each crops yield-to-time ratio ranked and memorized

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

Straight people can reblog this

world heritage post