No, you are probably not lost.

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best