Fight Me.

That shrek one is threatening

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones

you know what nevermind that’s valid

i think one big different between tumblr and other social media is the usernames. on other sites people will just add a lot of numbers to their username and here we all went “okay weird” and went nuts. you don’t make an account on instagram called motherfucker-unlimited, you do like ccsmith6.08 or whatever the fuck. here? usernames bigtiddygothgf and misha-collins-stan discuss special relativity with all the confidence of a thousand physics professors. a blog called sarah378 is a porn bot.

This is true and im glad you said it

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

It’s $875

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.

Homophobia and ableism strikes again. 

Wtf kind of spoiled hardheaded Arab bitch, like why you even wearing a hijab if you already going to go to hell

girl what

every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

"boo hoo she stole the diamonds/killed a man" yeah, and? maybe he deserved it. the diamonds look great w her outfit. you just hate to see a girlboss winning

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

the prophecy fulfilled at last