URANIUM!

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

I WANNA KISS GIRLS SO BAD WE NEED TO ABOLISH THE DISTANCE

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

Weird gaming fact: in Sonic Adventure 2 there's a strange glitch where whenever Rouge the Bat is on screen my penis becomes erect

Reading a book where a character does a racist thing, but it's narrated in first-person and they're not saying "I racistly attack the person of color with racist intent" so clearly nothing racist could be happening

It is also somewhat frustrating to see discussions of this framed in terms of mental health---almost exclusively white people's mental health, cited as a rationale for the racism---as though no person of color ever struggles with, for example, anxiety, depression, psychosis, or the simple stress of navigating society as a racialized person.

and now my dad is blasting his shitty music. i give up. no sleep for gem :c

they is make kitty rhyme with pretty becase of a amasing reason

f cups just seems like a massive weak spot, whereas the washboard chest can be considered the true symbol of power

whatever you say princess I'm not about to argue with the tatami mat I sleep on

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs