Wink Wonk

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

BANDIT PLATE

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

I need to hunt him for sport

If I was remotely in the realm of creating tiktok trends I'd angle really hard for "Divorced Spring" where women act like recent divorcees regardless of their marital status. Take a pottery class. Do trendy yoga. Eat a gratuitous amount of cheese. Reorganize your living room. Do that thing you've always been wanting to do but you've put off or buried in the back of your mind. Reassess where you stand and your goals. Wash that man right out of your hair. #DivorcedSpring

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

I bet someday they will invent a way to talk about ocs that doesn't feel like I'm holding everyone around me hostage. Smiles. I bet they will.

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works

it's already humiliating when you get into new media, take one look at a character, and know that one's gonna be living in your head indefinitely, but it's absolutely nothing compared to looking at a character and thinking eh i don't think i'd ever have strong feelings about that one he's kinda boring and then he sits quietly in the back of your brain poking idly at synapses and thoughts every once in a while until one day you wake up and realise oh. oh fuck. category 5 blorbo moment, how the ever loving fuck did this happen to me

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

Boy who is in bed with computer blurs lines