Hiii!~

to crystal sparkling blindingly clear: 

i hope trump dies!🥳🥳🥳

i hope his cabinet dies! 🎊🎊🎊

i hope his entire family (minus the teenager) DIES!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

(Least freakiest to freakiest)

Axolotl

Sunfish

Oarfish

Basking shark

Goblin shark

Bobbit worm

Tripod fish

Antarctic scale worm

(No peticular order)

Gulper eel

Blobfish

Frilled shark

Barreleye fish

Cookie cutter shark

And blocked

And reported

~ E M E R G E N C Y  C O M M I S S I O N S ~

Hey y’all what’s up, I was hoping to start doing commissions under better circumstances but life apparently doesn’t care about my well-being so rip me I guess.

Long story short, my car wont start, turn on, or react to anything at all and I might need a new battery (spoiler alert: i cannot afford that shiz) and my college campus might also close and boot us out of here for coronavirus which would leave me with no transportation to get me and all of my stuff home. Needless to say, I am very stressed out and could use some help.

For now I will only be opening up traditional commissions because I don’t have enough time for digital art in all of the chaos that’s happening.

Prices:

Headshot - $3

Waist Up - $5 (first picture)

Full-body - $8 (second picture)

Chibi Style Bust - $3 (second row of pictures)

Horses / Other Animals - priced at my disretion based on complexity

Example shown in last picture would be priced at $6

*These prices are per character in the piece

*I reserve the right to charge more based on complicated designs of pictures - msg me and we’ll work it out!

This is my first time doing commissions, so please bear with me! I do not know what I am doing. My art tag on tumblr is ‘my art’ because im basic.

Also, feel free to check out my other accounts for more examples of my art and to help support me in this chaotic time. Thanks y’all <3

Twitter - @hella_hannah

Instagram - hella_hannah_art

Ko-fi - hellahannahart

Paypal - paypal.me/hellahannahart

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

here is a website where you can play flow

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

I was born from you.

And to me, you shall return.

Although you were nothing,

I made you something.

I don’t want to end...

And my darling, I never wanted you to start.

I looked into you, searching for meaning,

And I gave you the time to find it yourself.

I don’t want to end...

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12

G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25

N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405

U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.