Veni. Vedi. Evomuiti.

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

the thing about chronic pain is that it hurty,

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

Reclaiming a slur or bigoted term does not mean you can use it as an insult. If you call something or someone the r word, saying "well I'm neurodivergent so I can reclaim it" does not magically take away the violence and harm of that word when it's being used to hurt other people. Calling someone limp wristed for being "weak" or effeminate isn't quirky or funny because you're queer, it's just homophobia. You aren't reclaiming the word bimbo by slinging at other women to put them down. All you're doing is perpetuating the bigotry and violence that creates those terms in the first place.

What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

What do you guys think of my new yellow curtains that I’ve pushed to the right side of my windows?

Hi, literary expert who drinks lots of water here. Come over.

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

i remember july like it was yesterday