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bluestrawberry7

sorry it's 70% azune this is a representation of my inner soul

similar bullshittery

(cr4 memes part 7)

hedonist-demetrius

Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.

boatgrave-deactivated20250901

mysteryteacup

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

kocourmokroocko

Updejt: Vyrobil si česadla na vlnu + druhá várka

Všechno se to naučil dneska z knížky. ADHD je fascinující a úžasná věc, můj choť jest přadlen

lawful-goof

Explanation in english: Today my husband, through the sheer power of ADHD hyperfixation, taught himself how to turn our dog's shedding fur into yarn using an improvised spindle he made out of garbage lying around our home and lots and lots of dog treats. Our dog remains conflicted about this development.

lawful-goof

Update #2: We made it into an assembly line (we feed dog, dog grows fur, we harvest fur, husband spins fur, I crochet).

It straight up monastery life out here 🔥🔥🔥

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some-pers0n

Ok Harlan thank you Harlan

bitbotwomp

man katalepsis is so good I wish poly lesbians were real

#katalepsis

The Dollmaker gave Arthur Lester a choice. Either to make his body just how it used to be or to have ginormous BAZONKAS. He could have had EXTREMLY HUGE DADDY MILKERS. He could have given Jonh a view of the GRANDEST HONKERS in the multiverse...

But he said no.

Maybe he deserves the Darkworld in the end...

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe malevolent #bazongas #It's the DOLLmaker isn't it?

onthedriftinthetardis

The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos

🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨

Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.

If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!

https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!

Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

ladyadrasteia666

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

asymetric-ear

I will now start objectively and scientifically measuring my fortune and if you fail op... I will be very sad

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boringkate

Achieving political change might seem impossible, but what you can do is find two cishet boys and convince them to transition. Now (as trans women) they each have a vested interest in resisting fascism. It's their problem now. How does one resist fascism? Well. Each of them just has to find two cishhet boys...

weonsinnombre

seafossilqueen

I am incredibly amused by these random Japanese women for scale with prehistoric creatures

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

these are lesbian couples

#katalepsis

terminalvelocityfrfr

Lord Evrard and Elias Bouchard literally would’ve been best friends they both serve so much cunt

#podcast #malevolent #lord evrard #elias bouchard #tma

mousenemy

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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bringbreakables-deactivated2025

The Times identified 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk that in a short few wee

Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

liberalsarecool

Let these traitors have ruined lives and failed careers for butchering a country they had no right. A fictional DOGE has actual 'enemies within' loyal to villainous Musk. Shame them!