hurf

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

i am not woobifying that fictional man. i am condescending him, purposefully, in a manner i know would piss him off. because i dont respect him

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

we must protect the sanctity of divorce