youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

Thanks! How do I uninstall it?

It Uninstalls You.

The laugh track plays but now one voice louder

This is stone cold truth.

mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services

first of all, explain to me, what makes them “goods”, instead of , “bads”

MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR BADS AND DISSERVICES

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

haters will see you

and be like

you

like that’s an easy ‘Don’t be scared, we’re doing our best and we’re going to get through this together’ kind of pitch. like basically the reporter offered, on a plate, a way for him to be a leader and he started throwing his own poo, instead. it became a gotcha question only because the dingus in chief treated it like a gotcha question. 

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

i’ve experienced this! it was called “affordable healthcare” (:

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents