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For those of you who follow the Stuart Semple and Anish Kapoor feud, (which you can read about here) Semple recently had his kickstarter for Black 3.0 100% funded!

Black 3.0 is an updated version to his very popular Black 2.0 which was invented as a way to give the public access to a cheap and effective black that rivals Vantablack, a pigment monoplozied by Anish Kapoor.

(*and no kapoor can’t buy this one either)

luscious-lizard

I’M FUCKING DYING ‘USUAL RESTRICTIONS APPLY’

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you can’t reblog this if you’re anish kapoor

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Reblogging this bc Anish Kapoor can’t.

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By reblogging this post you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not reblogging this post on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this post will not make its way into the hands of Anish Kapoor.

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Translation: “Eat a dick, Anish Kapoor”

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rainbowthefox

Skeleton War: CHOOSE YOUR STARTER

kerolunaticat

I choose this guy!

glissa-the-traitor

This is my champion

astridrants

Can I use any source material?

marioclash

and if youre cool like me you can perform a marimba solo for your 30 tarantulas

gendercensus

The Gender Census 2020 is now open!

[ Link ]

The seventh annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 12th March 2020.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a blog post summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, retweet this tweet, boost this Mastodon post, check out this post on Reddit, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks like Facebook. Every share is extremely helpful - it’s what helped us get 11,000 responses last year.

Survey URL: https://www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercensus2020/

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

calmingthoughtsinyourhead

I’m just going to leave this here…

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fartpenis

starlightomatic

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

sturstead

Done

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Cowards won’t reblog this version.

marsh-potatoes

HONESTLY.

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Oh we all, we all become one…

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hamtastrophe

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

bigthecat

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

the-itchy-bitchy-spider

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to.

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

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additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

w0wls

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

mad-duck

He is like a cleric gone wild

godlessondheimite

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

mapelie

😂 😂 😂 shits fuckin wild

merishoma

Rasputin was just a trickery cleric

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partlysmith

what anime is this

kayforpay

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

kayforpay

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

unclebeanbag

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time.

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine.

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s.

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming.

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charlesoberonn

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

fallen-gravity

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

naryrising

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.) Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

mantis-lizbian

looking at Wikipedia’s pages for years, decades, or centuries can also be fun for this reason

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keab42

Frozen 2 is going to be wild

evelyn-primrose

Whenever I see other trans woman in public

I want so badly to run up to them and introduce myself and tell them I’m trans too and try to start a friendship, but it’s also dangerous to out them and myself in public, as well as hurtful to individuals to get clocked, even by another trans person. We need some kind of codeword in the community that trans people can say to each other to be like hey, I’m trans without actually saying it. I need more trans friends, people I can identify with and share something in common.

takoluka39

Yeah for real I have this problem all the time. For example the other day I was checking out this really beautiful trans woman she caught my attention cause of her deep voice but when I tried to talk to her she wouldn’t say a word. I think she thought I was staring at her in a bad way (she seemed like she was probably too uncomfortable to notice the two Trans Pride pins on my shirt). Like I wanna befriend all my trans sisters that I meet, but at the same time picking them out of the crowd can be like unintentionally saying “you don’t pass” and hurtful which I of course don’t want to do. It’s like a catch 22 and I hate it

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aidn

oh no……………

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THIS IS NOT A DOG IT IS A FURRY!

koscheys

i’ve seen this picture a lot lately, and usually with really negative remarks, so i wanted to clarify some things.

this is a picture from a charity fundraiser for a children’s hospital that furries had raised $3,000 dollars for.. and in 2013 numerous furry conventions raised $189,820 for charities like Therapy Pets, NARF (a native american rights fund), and many wildlife preserve funds and shelters.

so yeah this person is dressed in an anthropomorphic suit and they’re being pet by a little kid, but there’s nothing inherent sexually about this (which is what im assuming most people have concerns about). cosplayers know that people and kids approach you for pictures all the time, and honestly this isn’t that different. this is just a kid who thought they were seeing a giant stuffed animal walking around and probably got excited. chill out you guys its not like the furry is getting ready to whip out a massive animal dong and slap people with it.

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING. FURRIES ARE THE BEST PEOPLE EVER AND GET NO CREDIT FOR IT OMG

raygirlramblings

Also like to point out that just this week the Texas Furry Fiesta convention 2015 raised $16,000 for the Centre for Animal Research and Education.

A bunch of people in animal costumes raised all that money to help care for big cats raised in captivity, many of whom had been abandoned, abused and illegally bred. Thanks to the furries those animals can continue to live peacefully with medical care, food and companionship for the rest of their natural lives.

I just felt it was an interesting piece of recent news to share on the subject :)

Furries are a-ok in my book. Always have been. Sure there are some psychos and creeps but if I judged every fandom by the psychos I’ve met in them I’d hate EVERYTHING. Generally speaking all the furries I’ve ever encountered at cons or in the real world in general have been moderate, fun and HUGELY kind.

So, yeah. don’t be so quick to paint all furries with the same brush.

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The biggest furry convention (anthrocon) raised $30,000 for the national aviary last year. Charity seems to be something furries are good at. But of course we don’t hear about that because People In Costumes Weird

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I L O V E T H IS

randomslasher

Furries have saved my butt before, dude. Furry fandom will commission you when no one else will and they’ll INSIST on paying decent prices. I’ve ranted about this before but when my back went out for like a month, I did an emergency commissions fundraiser and people were sending me $$ even knowing I wouldn’t be able to draw until I got better. They paid my rent. And they were patient angels about getting their art.

Furries are phenomenally wonderful people.

achillesselfshipsalot

Ya’ll are so quick to hate furries yet ignore the kind stuff half of the community does and honestly that’s kinda nasty.

sashibunbun

Don’t worry us long in the tooth greymuzzles are used to it. But yeah, the stereotypical idea fueled by places like Something Awful and 4chan, is basically a minority.

sadwizardjessi

Listen, I may give my friends who are furries a lot of shit but it’s all in jest. Furries are usually some of the nicest and most accepting people I’ve ever met

unflatteringcatselfies

this is felix and he’s trying his best

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Support him <3

apisashla

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

whythebigpaws

Look a little bit further, in the very back

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America investigates the cause of turmoil in the Middle East (2018, colorized)

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This is such an evil way to switch around statistics

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