If you can see this, you're within sensors!

There is a nice and cute but very picky girl they are adding to many video games named "parry window" who gets very mad unless you hit her as hard as you can in juuuusssst the right spot

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

Baby hydras are quite shy until they grow large enough to deter predators.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

Autobots! Transition and lez out!

do bunnygirls smoke out of a boing

Gacha is the vaping of gambling.