my evil and malicious friend drew me as a horse

Kissing a dollgirl but she's made out of porcelain so it just sounds like teacups clinking

everybody say hi to dolly fallover!!!!

she’s gonna be our designated driver tonight

shes five inches tall and she does her best

we love you dolly fallover!!!

accident.

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

"I wish Agnes Tachyon wasn't fandom mischaracterized as a dommy mommy archetype, "I utter. A finger on the monkey's paw curls as a gauge indicating cortisol levels appears on the distant horizon.