The Most Cosmic Of Gourds

My doctor writes me a prescription for “whatever”. When I show it to the pharmacist, she leads me to a concrete room full of vending machines. It's my lucky day.

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

I really be wanting to erase myself from people’s memories

they got silenced by Big Salmon. please be respectful and stop scrolling for a moment of silence

stop telling people im dead

sometimes I can still read their posts

I think the main trouble I have is [freezes up and stares blankly into the distance for three hours]

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

Ive got an idea

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

Just drawing the blowjob would’ve been less dirty than this abomination

Losing my shit do they think dudes are just never not horny? Newsflash bad people exist but it ain't that deep.

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

That’s called the mafia

genuinely the only good edition to this post so far. i’m blown away. you’re technically...not wrong. but i hate it. thank you.

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

Me going through with an impulsive thought

This is a requirement for getting a geology degree

the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the stone guardian…

hephaestus quivers before him