please do not take my cactus

If you haven't already done so today, remember to say "thank you women"

It's "thank you women" Thursday

babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine

As a society, we need to bring back the Nintendo 3DS

Everybody tagging and commenting "original ds too" on this, I have great news about the functionality of the 3DS,

Noted seapunk and shantyrap group twenty one captains

Babe, uncomfortable feelings are a part of life. They will come, as they have right now. They will go, as they always have. Then they’ll come back again, but they’ll also go again. There is no ‘peak existence’ that doesn’t include emotional discomfort. So, make some space for it, watch your little show, eat a little treat— a little enjoyment can co-exist with your discomfort. Try again tomorrow.

Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze

Universities websites love to tell you to email a guy who died 5 years ago

dj pensive got the whole club saying hmmmm

DJ wise got the whole club weighing their options carefully

my bf was sad and wanted dairy queen so i took him even thouhh i knew what would happen to me (lactose) and now im shaking and praying to a god i dont believe in but i think it made him fell better so its worthit

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

ppl are tagging this post with things like 'ooh i want to meet a woman like this' or with specific characters which kind of misses the point i was trying to make. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. IT STANDS IN CONTRAST TO NOTHING. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND IT.

I think it's important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they're a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. "You're a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that's ok" how about you are a boy and a man and it's still ok if you want to do something that doesn't align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.

You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.