35% Ghoul

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

who is this graceful medieval noblewoman

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

first wiggly wednesday of the decade lets make it a good one comrades

Physically? I'm here but mentally I'm on a one way train to a mysterious city where nobody knows my name after just leaving an omnious note for my friends and family

it's called blasphemy, try it sometime

wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom