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There Are Many Rumors Going Around.............

milanesa42

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

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I Said Move

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Will this blog ever be funny?

You Sound Fat And Upset

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Like A German Boy Who Dropped A Lollipop

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Getting Full On Penis Delirious

cocomelonfelon

Why don’t you get Penis Mysterious

sandsvendor100

Because My Penis So Serious

charl0ttan

bro i,m like two squeaks old

energyprison

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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homunculus-argument

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

skull-bearer

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

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nerves-nebula

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

nerves-nebula

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

silphwave

route 36

ohevoyev

sidecast-text

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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