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having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

Lets sing a FUCKING song

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

Music to my ears

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!