Asstastic-asshat

“Two-legged, it’s still too early for you to sleep! What about the ritual of evening food-bringing?”

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

this s the funniest post on this website

what the fuck is this

is this gameplay footage

People like this exist. Interesting.

That’s his pussy lips

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

FREE HIM

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.