Worthless, buck-toothed degenerate.

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

may you have the loyalty of Homer, the patience of Marge, the whimsy of Bart, the curiosity of Lisa, and the stoicism of Maggy

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

Every living thing is evil for having ever been alive.

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

its amazing how johns have rendered themselves practically invisible in the discussion of sex workers. like every justification for a sex work industry has everything to do with whether women have the right to make a living and not whether men have the right to purchase sex. the women are the actors here but men are just the force of nature. this applies to a lot of dynamics but it feels so evil when it comes to the sex industry. 

Stopped caring about music like 1.5 years ago now I only care about dinner

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style