Now you say you love me

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are

Everyone who reblogs this post, please read about the psychological phenomena of Childhood Emotional Neglect.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

this song makes me feel like i’m half asleep on the bathroom floor of a 7-Eleven at 3:17 in the morning and i was trying to make my way back to my hotel took the wrong turn on the highway and i got too tired to keep searching so i just gave up.

Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight” and the response was “It doesn’t have to be a guy’s dick. Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” because I just remembered the phrase “Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” and now I’m laughing

I’m reblogging this because I just remembered “don’t be a transphobe, chad” again

wholesome

not now mom, im busy being GAY on the INTERNET.

rb this n put ur schools mascot in the tags !

to clarify for all the non-americans that are confused by this a mascot is basically ur schools fursona

Reblog for the beautiful script.

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

i wanna make these so i can stare a stranger in the eye while taking a bite out of a fucking pinecone

That’s badass