Wholesome, sweet Colbert and friends

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

“I’m an evil, mean lesbian” says the very fragile, sensitive lesbian

It doesn’t matter. You have to act scared of her. You have to.

You have to!!! Please!!!

I’m very intimidating…

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

Reblog to hold hands

btw the reason why max doesn’t drive as dirty against charles as he does against others is because he learnt at a very formative age that charles wouldn’t hesitate to literally divebomb him off the track

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly