Draconic-Neko

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class "hey, the ceiling has 'gullible' written on it" and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word "gullible" really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like "those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source."

the swimming thing means that they CAN move their legs independently, they just largely don't in their day-to-day life. it's like how rabbits can scuttle but mostly move around by hopping

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Fag the fuck up bro

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

Mutuals can we masturbate together? (>_<)

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

"good boy" "that's my pretty boy" "you did so well for me" "awwww im so proud of you puppy" "cmere puppy" "hi sweet boy" "good mutt" "that's it, be my good boy" mmmmfmfmfghhhggmmm..,,,,

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened