Draconic-Neko

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

Icarus wasn't "going to fail anyways", he got too wrapped up in the fun of it that he got careless. Daedelus got out just fine.

If I varied the sauces and toppings, I could probably go a couple weeks eating just pasta for lunch and dinner.

raise ur hand if u wanna makeout

Two gay emo boys, call that Frot Topic

lifting up an embarrassed trans girl's tented skirt to reveal her wet neopussy

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

need to be fucked stupid like, face smashed on the mattress, drooling incoherent mess

nobody is out of your league by the way. not everybody will be into you obviously but thats not because they're better or more valuable than you in any way its just the way things go. you never know who's gonna be into whom. there is literally no such thing as leagues.