Dem George hath arrived

Aubrey Plaza for Cosmopolitan (July 2019)

“That may be true, but we make sense to me."

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Do you ever think about Papyrus reacting to Rouxls Kaard’s simple puzzles, because I sure do.

“You come here so often, you must really like apples!”

That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one. 

#ALL 👏 SHADES 👏 OF 👏 BROWN 👏 EYES 👏 ARE 👏 LOVELY 👏👏👏 !!!  #saying ‘brown is the colour of poop’ is like saying   #‘green is the colour of puss’  #or 'blue is the colour of a bruise’  #you can make any colour sound gross if you’re that determined but eyes are beautiful and react with light in interesting ways  #you know what else is brown? TREES. AND TREES ARE AWESOME  #dark brown eyes? deep. thoughtful. stoic. like an ancient oak.   #they have gravity  #light brown? delightful!! like autumn leaves!!   #somewhere in the middle?  #you could be redwood! spruce! MAHOGANY!!!  #you could also compare brown to any number of elegant edible things like chocolate or honey or coffee or earl grey tea  #(although those have all been overdone)   #anyway I am rambling but LISTEN  #I NEED ALL MY BROWN-EYED HOMIES FRIENDS MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS TO KNOW THIS !!!!  #ALSO I have hazel eyes so YOU CAN’T EVEN accuse me of being biased

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(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

“I see…”

After leading his college football team to a national championship, the superstar quarterback run to kiss the only woman of his life: his mother! He needed no bimbo cheerleaders to share the bed with. Mother and son hugged and kissed as if no one else existed in the world. There was a long night of glorious sex ahead of them.

Danny demonstrates his “dopest moves” [x]