the government wants us dead: a sitcom

RE: that hon3stly just might b3 b3caus3 im mor3 r3sponsiV3 on h3r3 but uh

RE: thankz! :>>

RE: now just 

RE: i hav3 a lil bit of a munchin probl3m so i had to g3t one of th3s3 to k33p mys3lf from wr3ckin my clawz

RE: and y3s this is this iz 100% for Th3 Sc3n3cor3™ as w3ll

RE: my fri3ndz g3t m3 stuff wh3n3V3r i n33d it

RE: but for the most part i just stay insid3 n k33p mys3lf cozy

[WP]: “-Oh what you want me to sstep on you, what are you a pathetic bottom?-”

[WP]: “-I could sstep on you, crussh your pathetic body with my undeniable sstrength and combat bootss. Throw you around with my pssionicss..-”

[WP]: “-Then…oh fucking gog damnit. I don’t need to be pitch flirting with you jackassss. Sstop being a coward and hiding behind the anonymity of Tumblr. Then we can talk.-”

[WP]: “-I’m a good blood, what doess your mind gleam from that ssmart assss?-“

KK: but fr dont go spoutin that shit x\

KK: ik im not the most subtle abt all this lol but i havent gotten culled yet and id like to keep it that way

RE: i’V3 n3V3r h3ard a word lik3 that in my 3ntir3 goddamn lif3

[RE]: your3 askin m3 this as if my finz AR3NT right th3r3 for all of yall to scop3 out n admir3

[RE]: w3ll..

hey im dave, or mod crow. ill be mostly making art and answering asks for Corvus Feroxx, one outta the three funky dudes thatll be on this blog. my pronouns are they/them (he/him is also cool too) and im really fuckin excited to get this goin, onto the rest of the gang

heya y’all! ‘m also a part of this funky lil’ blog you found here on the internet, i go by derek but y’all can just call me der or whatever abomination of a nickname you can think of. please, i insist. i’ll be an artist here and have control over my boy savian. i’ll answer any questions pertaining to him, etc etc. i go by he/him, i guess that’s helpful. i’m also a part of another project happening...more to be revealed in the future? anywho, peace fellas? imma head out.

hey! i’m mads. i complete the trinity that is the mods of this blog. she/her pronouns and all that, etc etc anyways uhhh i’ll be answerin asks for my gal julibi and whippin up the corresponding art for those. despite how unbearably cool and collected i may seem (/sarcasm), i’m an absolute slut for friendship, so feel free to drop by my main blog @aradiiated​ and say hi anytime. aaand that’s it, i think! have fun on this fuckhouse of an ask blog.