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cool future

i’m losing my mind

Oh, I don’t have any tattoos. This is a birthmark.

Aesthetic

me before: damn where i p- oh yeah bro open the door and walk until you hit that candy wrapper that never made it to the trash bin. two steps beyond that, turn left, walk 8 more steps spin 180 degrees and sit. your in the chair. reach under your ass and grab that lighter you never gave back to your roommate. spin in the desk chair with the lighter in hand until youre dizzy. stand up and try to pat your stomach and rub your head. Youll end up in the bathroom. brush your teeth,  look in the mirror and reach into your pocket - it was there all along you dumb fucking idiot

Cats who are Safe in Blankets

the moon and the prince katamari damacy ost

LMAO

That’s my jam!!