Ash of Sound

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

reblogged at 1.8M notes

how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

we are still reblogging

Yahoo’s 2 billion dollar hemorrhage. The Jacksfilms gif. Someone with a TFIOS profile pic. This is like a tumblr yearbook photo.

I wanna contribute

I’m here! Protest KOSA! Make sure it fails!