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Say what you will about Ulic Qel Droma, the man had unrivaled game. He also never broke things off with anyone without screwing them over. Legendary numbers.
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they should make it easier to get bottom surgery
special mention to how the BMI requirements are horrific and they need to go!
I've been thinking a lot lately about how many trans women I've known who come to realize over time that they experience much more bottom dysphoria than they've consciously understood
I think this is partially a problem of trans women being fetishized, a trans woman's value being equated with her penis, but I think it's also partially a problem of availability. personally if something is difficult to attain then I have an internal reflex to unconsciously convince myself I don't want or need it. for this reason and many others it needs to be made easier
personally it's fucking crazy going through life not even being able to be naked around trusted loved ones or fully have sex because the dysphoria is so bad. it's unacceptable that so many of us have to live like this. it's horrible that for many trans women it's almost impossible to get the care we need. it does not have to be like this
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Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.
When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"
[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]
Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post
Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda
Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider
Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach
Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

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Also comepletly unsurprising that when I take my medication I hardly ever have tea or coffee but when I don’t suddenly I’m back to making 3 or 4 cups a day. Gee, I wonder why I loved caffeinated beverages so much when I was younger.
Every time I drink a vanilla matcha latte I wonder if I actually like matcha or just sweet vanilla flavoured milk lol.
and another thing: no child should ever be made fun of for things they love especially by their parents
it should go without saying but apparently it needs to be said over and over and over again because every time i hear my mom tease my sister for playing wolfquest, every time i hear a teacher tease a kid for doodling, every time i hear a babysitter laugh at a kid explaining the plot of a show they like, it drives a fuckin stake through my heart because i was that kid once.
i was made fun of enough times by adults, by peers, for liking something and wanting to share it that i just. didn’t. anymore.
dont fucking tease kids for liking things. even if you think its cringe. ESPECIALLY. if you think its cringe. because the way you speak and act towards them when they are sharing themselves with you STICKS and they will think of it years down the line.
BE NICE TO KIDS. BE NICE TO KIDS. LISTEN WHEN THEY SPEAK TO YOU. BE. FUCKING. NICE. TO. KIDS.
I was a substitute teacher for a little while between grad schools, and one day I had a middle school math class for the morning. The work they were assigned wasn’t *especially* hard, and one little girl knocked it out in 20 minutes. She started drawing what was very obviously Sans Undertale, and when I noticed I wanted to be supportive, and had the following exchange:
“What’s that you’re drawing?”
*panicking* “It’s nothing, I’m sorry, I’ll put it away.”
“No it’s okay, I was just curious about it.”
“It’s nothing. I don’t want to get in trouble.”
“You’re not in trouble, I just thought it looked like a character from a video game I like.”
Her face *lit up* the second I gave her the smallest bit of approval. She started asking me if I’d heard of various AUs for Undertale, and I tried to follow along as she explained her favorites. I obviously had to keep an eye on the rest of the class, answering questions and helping with algebra, but each time I passed her desk she had more things to tell me.
Anyway, it was very cute, but also a little sad how obviously starved she was for someone kind to talk about her stories with. Kids deserve to have someone in their corner, and it takes no effort at all to smile and listen if they have something they want to share. Preserve the earnestness you want to see in the world.
The whole "but what about making sure artists receive credit for their work?" objection to copyright reform is especially irritating because treating moral rights (i.e., the right to attribution, etc.) as descending from or strictly subordinate to commercial exploitation rights is a uniquely American perspective. Not only are these two things separable, they are in fact separated in the vast majority of intellectual property regimes – it's basically just the United States that treats attribution rights as a strict subset of commercial rights. Hell, the US schema is arguably worse in terms of ensuring that artists are properly credited than nearly any conceivable alternative, as treating the right to attribution as a subset of commercial rights means that the right to attribution can be signed away. There are lots of places where it's simply inalienable!
(Of course, this also goes for US copyright abolitionists banging on about how giving up the right to attribution is a necessary sacrifice – like, no, it isn't. These things are separable. Treating them like the one inherently descends from the other is literally just you guys.)
Imagine a world where you turn on the TV and every character is drinking mate. It’s not even explained; it’s just how it is. All sitcoms are set in Buenos Aires, and characters make jokes about streets and landmarks there. Every character is from somewhere in Argentina, even from places you haven’t heard of, but you’re supposed to laugh at the jokes. They talk about their favorite football teams, maybe you haven’t ever heard of them. Every police and drama show uses Argentine law and politics as plot points, regardless of if it makes sense on other countries. Needless to say, there are Argentine flags everywhere.
Let’s watch some cartoons. There’s this hilarious one about a parrot and a coatí that go in surreal adventures; it’s always the same animals; yaguaretés, horneros, aguará-guazús… There’s this one about a kid from a version of Mar Del Plata who fights against space invaders with his alien family. And about ten or twenty shows about school. They are always drinking mate, playing football, and saying che (so much that you say it too). There’s a carnaval special, a semana de mayo especial, a viaje de egresados special. It happens everywhere, right? Los Argento, that hilarious show that maybe should’ve been cancelled long ago, make fun of Argentine celebrities and politicians, some who nobody knows about, but are so #relatable that all memes are about them.
How about the movies? Of course, the studios at Bosque Santo have produced the best movies of all time; all the best-grossing movies are from there, and they are watched all over the world. In the 40′s and 50′s it was war movies and gaucho movies. Now, there’s everything for everybody; alien invasion movies where the aliens always attack Buenos Aires, those romcoms about a busy executive porteña living the good life who falls in love with a charming country guy from Corrientes, roadtrip movies in the Ruta 40, fast cars and hot women running underground races in the Conurbano, and multi-million peso franchises about heroes (one even wears the Argentine flag all over and he’s so sexy) running around and kicking ass using superpowers and Argentine army tech. Who doesn’t love movies? They even film their action sequences in other countries sometimes!
Of course, all major internet websites are based in Argentina. So everybody has to learn Spanish (Argentine Spanish) one way or the other, if you want to read memes, understand jokes, play videogames, read scientific papers, catch up with news… if you want to be SOMEONE in life. Of course, what I’ve wrote above should have been wrotten in Spanish. Funny that.
Replace Argentina above with any other country. Thailand, Morocco, Ethiopia, Colombia… sounds weird, doesn’t it?
Now go back, replace everything above with the US. it’s not that hard. You don’t have to imagine anything. We live in that world. It’s called Soft Power. It’s called exporting culture abroad. We live inmersed in the culture of the dominant superpower, like it or not. All the stories, tales, heroes, themes, jokes, settings, values and plots we see in current media are made on the lenses of a single nation. And we should be aware of it.
Don’t get me wrong. I love Hollywood. I’m gonna watch Star Wars till I die. I love all the movies that come out of there. I love cartoons, I love videogames, I love memes. It’s not bad to enjoy another culture, it’s not bad to be part of a fandom, it’s extremely fun! You don’t need to overanalyze everything to enjoy it, though it’s good to be aware of some running themes. You can enjoy all those franchises and media, and it’s very cool we can have fun with them.
But imagine.
How many stories are we missing?

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If you're just learning about this, some of the other questions you might ask yourself next are: - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Aruba? - Why the fuck are there even 4 US military bases in Australia? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in the Bahamas? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Bahrain? - Why the fuck are there even 3 US military bases in Belgium? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Bulgaria? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Chagos archipelago apparently aka "British Indian Territory"? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Cuba? (this is of course Guantanamo bay, which is just straight up an illegal occupation of a foreign country to host a US torture prison) - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Djibouti? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Egypt? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Estonia? - Why the fuck are there even 3 US military bases in Greece? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Greenland? - Why the fuck are there even 6 US military bases in Germany? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in St. Helena? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Honduras? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Hungary? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Iceland? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Iraq? (when the Iraqi government keeps demanding that the US leave the country) - Why the fuck are there even 7 US military bases in Italy? - Why the fuck are there even 8 US military bases in Japan, if you exclude the several bases on Okinawa? It's 13 including the ones on Okinawa. - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Jordan? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Kenya? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Kosovo? - Why the fuck are there even 5 US military bases in Kuwait? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Latvia? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Lithuania? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in the Marshall Islands? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Norway? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Oman? - Why the fuck are there even 9 US military bases in the Philippines? - Why the fuck are there even 5 US military bases in Papua New Guinea? - Why the fuck are there even 5 US military bases in Poland? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Portugal? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Qatar? - Why the fuck are there even 3 US military bases in Romania? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Saudi Arabia? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in Singapore? - Why the fuck is there even a US military base in El Salvador? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Somalia? - Why the fuck are there even 8 US military bases in South Korea? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Spain? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Syria? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in Turkiye? - Why the fuck are there even 2 US military bases in the United Arab Emirates? - Why the fuck are there even 5 US military bases in the United Kingdom? Note: This list (that i got from this website cause their data was pretty recent and they had it in a handy list form) does not even seem to include things like the military airbase in the Netherlands where the americans keep nuclear bombers, or shannon airfield in ireland that the americans get to use freely for their genocide in Palestine, and used for their wars in afghanistan and iraq, so this list seems to be very far from complete.
The site i used above does seem to try to make the US military presence across the world seem a little more palatable and benign than it really is, and only counts major bases as a single base while many other sources would count them as several american military installations because theyre spread around a region.
They also seem to exclude smaller bases, and smaller concentrations of US troops. However, if there were like 50 US troops stationed next door from you you'd probably be tempted to say you live next to a US military base, so that doesnt seem right. So [this list by Al Jazeera], while a bit older, is probably a much more accurate count:
Well rhe Japanese bases are a remnant of the post-WWII US occupation of Japan, same as most in Asia AFAIK. The one in Cuba is being rented by the US from the cuban government and isnt illegally occupied (at least: thats what I was taught, feel free to correct me if i am mistaken)
I'm not being rude, but have you thought through what you just typed? You are typing this and going "correct me if im mistaken" but you dont seem to have actually applied any kind of critical thinking to the propaganda you've been taught, and are repeating. "Well the Japanese bases are a remnant of the post-WWII US occupation of Japan, same as most in Asia AFAIK." what does this mean? why would this make those bases acceptable? why do they need foreign military bases on their soil if that war has been over for 80 years? why does this history matter if Okinawans dont want you there now? As for Guantanamo Bay in Cuba, it is true that the USA pays rent. It pays this rent into an account that has never been touched by the Cuban government, because they explicitly DO NOT consent to the US-american military presence on their island. They want the USA out of Guantanamo Bay. It is most definitely an illegal occupation, that exists so the USA can warehouse and torture people close to the continental USA (and as a convenient naval base).
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Many crops first domesticated by Indigenous peoples are now produced and used globally, most notably maize (or "corn") arguably the most important crop in the world.
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The difference between "There used to be hot summers too,” and a climate crisis.
Look, we all know this is true. But there isn't a SOURCE for this, and the graph itself is basically illegible beyond "ooh colors". If we want to be good stewards of our informational resources, we need to cite our sources.
From a reverse image search, I found the website Show Your Stripes, run by the University of Reading in the UK, which is likely where the above graph originated. It provides temperature data for various regions of the world from approximately 1900-2025. For example, here are graphs for Canada, India, and Papua New Guinea:
All clearly show a sharp rise in temperature beginning around approximately the 1980s, which corresponds with the graph in OP's post. But now we know where this data came from, and we can verify its validity accordingly.
so why does zendaya get to be the only actress known by an artists name?
Because that's her name. Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman is on her birth certificate. She can go by Zendaya because there's no one else in the field by that name, same as Miley. Miley's name is unique because she made it up; Zendaya's name is unique because it's from the Shona language of Zimbabwe and Hollywood is too racist for that name to have surged twice.