Bad Habits

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

hearts my pupils at you

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

“this song reminded me of you!!” ok so do you want head now or later???